Humorous Wedding Speech by Brother of Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roasts S

dry Wedding Speech by Brother of GroomGood evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I must thank Donald for his kind words. I must similarly thank all of you for coming today - I grapple how to a great extent it is to get a day release. As Donalds lighter familiar sorry, I meant little brother, which is simply a reference to the fact that he is older than I am, and nonhing else I would also like to acceptable Liz into the family. I think youll find the Endeans to be a warm and disperse family - but never play cards with any of us. Historically, June is the traditional calendar month to unite, and these origins actually date back to medieval times when people that properly bathed once a year, typically during May when the weather improved. Its true. June therefore became a popular marriage time, mainly because thats when people smelled their best. And if you know Donald at all, youll believe why June is a good month for him to marry as well. And if you dont know him, just take it from mortal who shared a bunk bed with him for 4 years. As Donalds younger brother, its wonderful for me to be doing this job today. And, in world asked by Donald to be best man, I think its an access from him that I am the best person and therefore the best son. So, in my role as best son, Id like to maintain my mother and father that it was not me who drove your car into the side of the house. It was not me who broke th... ...ternoon - thats for Liz later on this evening. Donald, you are an extremely gold man to have met Liz, and Im slightly dumbfounded as to how you persuaded her to agree to marry you. But Im delighted that you did. And Liz, it is a wonderful pleasure to welcome you to our family today. And whilst I continue on this uncharacteristically sincere note, Id like to express my heartfelt congratulations to you both, and to thank you for choosing me as best man. You may well now regret it, but of subscriber line its too late. Ladies a nd gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to invite you all to floor and raise your glasses in a toast to my brother, Donald, and his newly wife, Liz to the new Mr and Mrs Endean.